jump up, jump up, and get down

I'm as sick of the whole Joaquin Phoenix: Is-He-Faking-Or-Is-He-Losing-His-Marbles? debate as the next person. Whether or not he's truly trying to be a Serious Rap Artist or he's just gone off the deep end, I don't know, and frankly, I am tired of caring.

That being said, I can't help but feel anything but sheer delight when I gaze upon this photo:

I don't know if he's got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms, but Joaquin, faking or not, you just keep on jumping around. It kind of makes up for the fact that you look like a homeless man.

PS -- Nice Wayfarers. Did you get them at Target?